July 2012
14 posts
i hate when people pour my cereal they don’t know the amount of milk i like they don’t know how much cereal i want they don’t know me they don’t know my life they don’t know what i been through
June 2012
29 posts
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me texting my mom: can you pick up some milk on the way home mom: mom: mom: mom: me: she’s not answering me me: she must have went to check her phone and swerved into oncoming traffic me: i killed her me: i killed my mom
April 2012
24 posts
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME